Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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