he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Need sex. Gaining weight.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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