I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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