She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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