he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
My vagina is officially offended.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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