Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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