normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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