how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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