im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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