I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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