I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
jump out the window naked night went bad
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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