sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
