i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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