yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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