Don't you send me to vm
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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