I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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