I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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