How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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