i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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