do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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