she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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