how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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