he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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