Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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