you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Do plants get herpes?
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