why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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