I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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