we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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