So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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