Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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