It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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