worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
