they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i think i have two assholes
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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