My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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