I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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