worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Can I color on your dick again?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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