i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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