therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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