what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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