lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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