i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
