does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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