dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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