the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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