ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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