Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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