HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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