As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
It's never too late to be topless.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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