did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I love you. Go after that dick
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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