She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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