Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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