That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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