so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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