You surviving the open bar?
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Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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