Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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